The Track
September 10th, 2007 at 10:10 pm (Metaphysical)
Boyfriend-Semi-Ex-Semi-Boyfriend asked this morning, when we woke up to the following email from WeightWatchers.com, “Did they implant that chip in your head when you paid the membership fee?”
The email was titled, Simple Ways to Get Back on Track. It felt like irony, after last night’s little meltdown — admissions of self-loathing, pokes and pinches of my belly and thighs, and my own not-so-little pity party. Simple ways to get back on track? Meet my middle finger.
I never want to have to think about The Track again. I hate The Track. Good Lord Almighty I hate this idea that you are always either on or off The Track. It’s so self-punishing. Maybe I don’t hate The Track. Maybe I just hate myself.
