Chronicles of a Late Bloomer

(I might add that I did not, in fact, stay away from the elephant-ear cookies. I think I ate 6 over the course of the day. Ugh.)

I’ve been moo’ed at before. Just once. I was climbing into my car in front of a grocery store in Boston where a major road passed by. I didn’t realize until the car had passed, but the guys hanging out of the windows were indeed moo’ing at me. It was a bit easier to pass [...]

Today I am 28 years and 11 months old. While scribbling out the numbers 9/4/04 on some form, the thought flitted through my mind that, “Huh. In one month, I’ll be 29 years old.” Naturally, being the good, socially-brainwashed girl that I am, the next thought was, “Then I’ll have just one more year until [...]